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Ms. Pac-Man (parody of "Taxman")
(Ogen)

Please insert 25 cents
Please insert 25 cents

Take the joy stick and move me
Put in coins, you can't play for free
'Cause I'm Ms. Pac-Man
Yeah Ms. Pac-Man

If 3 lives should appear too small
Don't let the ghosts take them all

'Cause I'm Ms. Pac-Man
Yeah Ms. Pac-Man

Look at me I have no feet
Use a quarter off the street
The yellow dots I must eat
The ghosts are a special treat\
PAC-MAN!

Don't ask me what I eat them for (ha, ha Mr. Pac-Man)
Please insert one credit more (Ha, ha centipede)
'Cause I'm Ms. Pac-Man
Yeah Ms. Pac-Man

Now, my advice on level five
Save those quarters for the pies
Pac-Man
'Cause I'm Ms. Pac-Man
Yeah Ms. Pac-Man

And you're playing as no one else but me.

Puberty (parody of "Misery")
(Working Class Hero/Ogen)


A girl is turning me on
Puberty

I'm the kind of guy
Who never unzipped my fly
A girl is turing me on
Puberty

She dresses like a whore
She won't show me any more
Maybe I should dress in drag
Puberty

I fantacize about the things we've done
When i think of her i get a hard one, I have fun

Send her pics to me
So it's her that I can see
It's obvious to me
I'm in puberty

I fantacize about the sexual things we've done
When i think about her i get a hard one, I have fun

Send her pics to me
So it's her that I can see
It's obvious to me
I'm in puberty

OOOOH Pubery

ooooh my puberty