Bertone Beatle-  am BertoneBeatle (but you can call me Bertone? Dig?). Me and Eric had a nutty brainstorm in a chatroom one night and came up with Applesauce Records. You can only imagine my surprise when I discovered it now has it's own message board. Yay. Me and Eric better watch our nutty brainstorms from now on. I have a radio show called "Bertone Beatle Bonanza" which is fun because I get to ask ex-members of Wings and lovers of John Lennon how the Beatles smelled. I go to college, I am a full time live in nanny and I disc jockey at a bowling alley. I am 19 and am obsessed with the Beatles. I am currently in semi-retirement from Applesauce (the "Clear Album" was made during finals and when I was moving and blah) but have been writing during this period. Expect an e-mail soon Eric with some "demos". Eric basically overseas everythign while I lie on the couch. And you thought HE was lazy! Kidding.

Oh and rumors of my death are premature...

Youngbeatle- Hi, my name is Andrew. I have been a part of Applesauce for about 1 month now I guess. My songs aren't usually funny, but I feel that my best are one's that a deep and not necessarily funny, but just clever (Paul Is the Walrus). Besides this I am 17 and besides the Beatles, I love sports and writing. I play soccer constantly (WCH can verify that.) I enjoy chatting online with other Beatles fans and I love this board (I especially chatting with WCH and some girl.... yes you know who you are). Well I'll try to update my bio here and there. Also, I'll try to write some funnier parodies since mine don't mean anything to a lot of people. I'll work on making them appeal to a wider audience.

Aranal Blues- my name is ethan. I love movies and music. The beatles are my favorite but my new second favorite is the redwalls (check 'em out, click here to go to there site, im on there forum also). Anyway im a musician, i write alot of songs. Im very political. I love the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series (even though im only on the 2nd book). I love monty python and mel brooks. My favorite movie is A clockwork orange (directed by stanely kubrik, EXCELENT). I live in NYC area which is cool. Im 14 so i as far as i know, im the youngest applesauce member. Im a anglophile (for those of you who dont know what that means, i love britain). In closing, i have a cat and dog, and im gonna start a revolution with my music!

Ogen- My names Brenden Smith. I love old video games, politics, poetry, and BEATLES. I was introdused to the beatles by Eric and a few other friends. I love to write i have a book idea right now that im working on. but it is a struggle for me becuse i have dislecsea (i dont think i spelled that right.) which means it's hard to read and spell. i mastered reading a few years ago when Harry Potter came out. It use to take me a mouth to read the frist one. now it can take as little as two days. I live about a mile from Eric and were very good friends. I love broadway and Opera. My fave Broadway is Phantom Of The Opera. I play Magic the gathering a ton and Chess. My personal fave paradoy that i wrote in Ms pac-man. but my fave applesauce is Pie Blues.

Paperback Beatle- 'Ello my name is Ronald Fordham, me nickname's Rhonnie, I am the youngest member of Applesauce Records and am a big fan of The Beatles and The Twilight Zone. My part in Applesauce Records is I write horror stories, and though not many people read them from Shabby Road I post them and advertise Applesauce Records at different horror fan clubs, and I've gotten some good reviews of the stories from those places. Me dreams for when I get older is to become a horror writer, move to Liverpool, England, and become rich. My hobbies also include hanging out with me pets, helping animals, movies, Seinfeld, Monty Python, and Roald Dahl(Author of "Tales Of The Unexpected"). I have an older sister named Holly, Three dogs named L.J., Nemo, & Snoopy, and a cat named Flash.

Jeorge McStarkey-

Hey, what's up, my name's Jeff. I am the artist for Applesauce Records. I was the 6th member to join. I officially joined on April 23rd 2005. I'm 14 years old and I live in New Jersey. I like the Beatles (obviously) and alot of other bands from the 60's (The Doors, Hendrix, etc.) and 70's (Beatles as solo artists, Queen, Led Zeppelin, etc.) I also like 80's music and Metallica. I play the alto saxophone in my school band. I like old video games (NES,SNES,SEGA) alot, and Family Guy (Watch it! Sundays on FOX at 9/8c). You can see my art for Applesauce (Long and Whining Bore, Super Street Fighter singles, and Clear Album and Shabby Road LPs), and my other work on in the Shabby Road forum at Beatles-discography.