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Everybody's Trying to Eat My Baby (parody of "Everybody's Trying to Be MY Baby")
Well he
took some babies from the nursery
Gobbled them fast and left in a hurry
Everybody's trying to eat my baby
Everybody's
trying to eat my baby
Everybody's trying to eat my baby, now
Was searchin' last night, thought he'd get four
After
he was done, he had 19 more
Everybody's trying to eat my baby
Everybody's trying to eat my baby
Everybody's trying
to eat my baby, now
Went to church last night, told him he was a sinner
He said forget about them! I've got Thanksgiving
dinner!
Everybody's trying to eat my baby
Everybody's trying to eat my baby
Everybody's trying to eat my baby,
now
Went to church last night, told him he was a sinner
He said forget about them! I have Christmas dinner!
Well
he took some more babies from a nursery
Gobbled them fast and left in a hurry
Everybody's trying to eat my baby
Everybody's
trying to eat my baby
Everybody's trying to eat my baby, now
"Horny Pie" (parody of "Honey Pie")
(Working Class Hero/Bertone Beatle)
She was a “working”
girl
On corners of small streets
Now she's hit the big time
Working 5th and Main
And if she could only hear
me
this is what I'd say
Honey pie, my position is hazy
I’m not in love, I’m just horny
So won't
you come to my room
Honey pie
The positions are arousing
come and show me the magic
of your managatwa
You
became a legend of the porn industry
And now the thought of banging you
makes me stiff in the jeans
Oh, honey
pie
You are making me lonely
Come on over and be with me
Cause that’s where you belong
Honey pie, come
and be with me
Will the girl who gives oral sex so perfectly
Kindly lick me from my hands to my knees
T.
T. Tee, Now honey pie
My position is hazy
I’m not in love, I’m just horny
So won't you come to my room
Honey
pie, come to my room
Come, come to my room, Honey pie
ha, ha, ha
Honey pie, honey pie
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