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Mean Colonel Mustard (parody of "Mean Mr. Mustard")
(Working Class Hero/Bertone Beatle)
Mean
Colonel Mustard sleeps in the lounge
Shaves in the hall; Choosing his next victim
Creeps down to the room with the gun
Picks
it up, and he decided to run
He decides to use it on Professor Plum
Such a mean old man
What a crazy old man
Professor
Plum was in the lounge
Reading a book when the door opened
He took him out, with a bullet or two
Hid her body in
a dark, empty room
Now it’s in a dark, empty tomb
Such a crazy old man
Crazy old man
Her Majesty (I couldn't think of a better name, so sue me)
(Working Class Hero/Bertone Beatle)
Her
Majesty's a pretty shitty song, and it doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty shitty song, and i hate it more
every day
I wanna say that I hate it alot, because it's a shitty way to end abbey road
Her majesty's a pretty shitty
song, and it's just a worthless waste of time
Just a worthless waste of time
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