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This was our first single, released, on mistake, one day apart. Ranks was first released on February 9, 2005, and Pie
Blues, the following day. Here they are, for your own enjoyment. Ranks/Pie Blues
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Ranks (parody of "God", John Lennon solo)
(WorkingClassHero/BertoneBeatle)
Ranks are a concept
By which we measure our posts
I’ll say it again
Ranks
are a concept
By which we measure our posts
Yeah
Posts, yeah
I don’t believe in Monkees
I don’t
believe in Meanies
I don’t believe in Mustard
I don’t believe in Rocky
I don’t believe in Taxmen
I
don’t believe in Mary Jane
I don’t believe in Sadie
I don’t believe in Robert
I don’t believe
in Pepper
I don’t believe in Ted Heath
I don’t believe in walruses
I don’t believe in Lucy
I
don’t believe in Mao
I don’t believe in Maharishi
I don’t believe in mods…
I just believe
in me
Bertone and me
And that’s reality
The spamming’s over
What can I say?
The spamming’s
over
Since yesterday
I was the spammer
But now I rarely post
I was Sir Walter Raleigh
But now I’ve been
bumped
And so dear friends you’ll just have to watch your posts
The spamming’s over
Pie Blues (parody of "Yer Blues")
(Working Class Hero/BertoneBeatle)
Yes
I’m hungry
Want a pie
Yes I’m hungry
Want a Pie
If I ain’t fed already
Chef you know the
reason why
During breakfast
Want a pie
During diiiiiiiiiiiiiiinner
Want a pie
If I ain’t fed already
Chef
you know the reason why
My mother, she made the pies
My father, he ate the dirt
But I’m the one who ate
the pies, and now I’m gonna barf
Still hungry
Want a pie
If I ain’t fed already
Chef you know
the reason why
The fork it picks the crumbs
My tongue, it licks the floor
Getting so friggin’ hungry
Just
like that fat-ass Michael Moore
Hungry
Want a pie
If I ain’t fed already
Chef you know the reason why
The
scent’s around the house
Apple pie is in a bowl
Feel so friggin’ hungry
I’m gonna eat that sucker
whole
Want a Pie
Yeah
Want a pie
If I ain’t fed already
Chef you know the reason why
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