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Fat Boy (parody of "Bad Boy")

(Working Class Hero/Bertone Beatle)

 

A fat little kid moved in to my neighborhood

He won't eat nothing right, he just sits at home and eats junk food

He won't listen to his mom, even thouh she's right

He just sits around the house and watches stupid television all night

Well, he won't touch apples, grapes, or pears

He eats junk foods and doesn't care

Hey junior, don't kill yourself!

 

He buys every kind of sweet at store on the stand

All the rest of his money, he spends it at Doughnut Land

He worries all his doctors till they wanna give up

All that food and beverage must be giving you some bad hiccups

Well, this junk food binge has gotta stop

His arteries are probably clogged

Hey junior, don’t kill yourself!

 

Listen to your momma

You oughta do what she said

Get your butt down to that gym

And work off all the pounds you ate

He went down to the gym, and tried to burn off all the fat

He came back to his house, and

Was so hungry he ate his cat! (Meow)

Well, eating pets has gotta stop

Our pets, like flies, are gonna drop

Now junior, don’t eat our pets!