The Long and Whining Bore

There it leads to the floor

Will never be interesting

I’ve never been this bored before

Every time I listen to it

I fall down on the floor

 

The dull and boring song

That somehow was number 1

Has left a pool of drool

Drooling on the desk

Don’t leave me sleeping here

Get me off the floor

 

Many times I’ve listened to

This really boring song

I can’t stay awake, can you?

It’s really too damn long

 

And now I've renamed it, to “the long whining bore”

You were to wake me up

An hour or two ago-o-o

But I’m still lying here

Sleeping on the floor

 

And now I've renamed it, to “the long whining bore”

You were to wake me up

An hour or two ago

Don’t leave me sleeping there

Get me off the floor!

 

Yeah yeah yeah