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Evil Rita (Teacher's Aid) (Parody of "Lovely Rita")

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Evil Rita, Teacher's Aid

Evil Rita, Teacher's Aid

 

Evil Rita, Teacher's Aid

Somebody come between us

Your soul is so dark you rip my heart away.

Standing by a class room reader,

When I caught a glipmse of Rita,

Picking on a student with her little black hook.

 

In the class she looked much bolder,

And the bag across her shoulder

Made her look a lot like a German man.

 

Evil Rita, Teacher's Aid

May I inquire discreetly,

How many have you picked on today

 

Took her out, and tried to hide her

Had a laugh as I burned her

Told her I would really never see her again, HA HA HA HA

Got the gun and Rita ate it

Got home and nearly fainted

Sitting ona sofa was a policeman or two.

 

Evil Rita, Teacher's Aid

Why can't I be without you.

Get me out of this hell hole too
 
Evil Rita, Teacher's Aid
Evil Rita, Teacher's Aid
Evil Rita, Teacher's Aid
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