The Long and Whining Bore (parody of "The Long and Winding Road")

(Working Class Hero/ Bertone Beatle)

The Long and Whining Bore

There it leads to the floor

Will never be interesting

I’ve never been this bored before

Every time I listen to it

I fall down on the floor

The dull and boring song

That somehow was number 1

Has left a pool of drool

Drooling on the desk

Don’t leave me sleeping here

Get me off the floor

Many times I’ve listened to

This really boring song

I can’t stay awake, can you?

It’s really too damn long

And now I've renamed it, to “the long whining bore”

You were to wake me up

An hour or two ago-o-o

But I’m still lying here

Sleeping on the floor

And now I've renamed it, to “the long whining bore”

You were to wake me up

An hour or two ago

Don’t leave me sleeping there

Get me off the floor!

Yeah yeah yeah

It’s Time To Run (parody of "Here Comes the Sun")
(WCH/Youngbeatle)


It’s time to run, it’s time to run,
And I say don’t ask why
Little darling, it’s been a long and frightening foot chase,
Little darling, it’s seems like the coast is never clear.
It’s time to run, it’s time to run.
And I say don’t ask why.

Little darling, there’s no smiling in these chases.
Little darling, it’s seems like the coast is never clear.
It’s time to run, it’s time to run.
And I say don’t ask why.

Run, run, run, here they come.
Run, run, run, here they come.
Run, run, run, here they come.
Run, run, run, here they come.
Run, run, run, here they come.

Little darling, I think my legs are slowly breaking.
Little darling, it feels like months till they’ll be cleared.
It’s time to run, it’s time to run.
And I say don’t ask why.
And I say don’t ask why.