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Baby You’re a Fat Man (parody of "Baby You're a Rich man")
(Working Class Hero/Bertone Beatle)


How does it feel to be
One of the overweight people
Now that you know how much you weight
What do you want to eat?
And have you got up from the couch
No wonder you can't get a date

How does it feel to be
One of the overweight people
How often have you been at the gym
Not often enough, I’m too slow
What did you do when you were there?
Nothing. It really shows

Baby you're a fat man
Baby you're a fat man
Baby you're a fat man, too
You keep all your bacon in a plastic bag
Inside the fridge, what about sausage?
Baby you're a fat man
Baby you're a fat man
Baby you're a fat man, too

How does it feel to be
One of the overweight people
Going to the supermarket
Happy to get some food
Now that you've found another meat
Which are you going to eat

Baby you're a fat man
Baby you're a fat man
Baby you're a fat man, too
You keep all your bacon in a plastic bag
Inside the fridge, what about sausage?
Baby you're a fat man
Baby you're a fat man
Baby you're a fat man, too