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Ms. Pac-Man (parody of "Taxman")
(Ogen)

Please insert 25 cents
Please insert 25 cents

Take the joy stick and move me
Put in coins, you can't play for free
'Cause I'm Ms. Pac-Man
Yeah Ms. Pac-Man

If 3 lives should appear too small
Don't let the ghosts take them all

'Cause I'm Ms. Pac-Man
Yeah Ms. Pac-Man

Look at me I have no feet
Use a quarter off the street
The yellow dots I must eat
The ghosts are a special treat\
PAC-MAN!

Don't ask me what I eat them for (ha, ha Mr. Pac-Man)
Please insert one credit more (Ha, ha centipede)
'Cause I'm Ms. Pac-Man
Yeah Ms. Pac-Man

Now, my advice on level five
Save those quarters for the pies
Pac-Man
'Cause I'm Ms. Pac-Man
Yeah Ms. Pac-Man

And you're playing as no one else but me.