A Day in the Life of Michael Jackson (parody of "A Day in the Life")
(Working Class Hero/ Bertone Beatle)

 

I saw the news today oh boy
About a scary man who touched some kids
And though the news wasn’t that sad
Well I just had to gasp
I saw his photograph

He blew his nose right off his face
He didn’t notice that his skin had changed
A crowd of kids came to his ranch
They’d slept with him before
Nobody was really sure if he slept on the bed or floor

I saw his film today oh boy
Mr. Jackson danced around the floor
A crowd of people stood in awe
But I just couldn’t look
When he grabbed his crotch

He loves to turn kids on

Woke up
Crawled out of bed
Attached a nose onto his face
Found his way outside, and rode the rides
And looking up, he noticed they were late
Found a note, and then wrote back
Left his ranch in seconds flat
Made his way back home in a private jet
And somebody spoke, as they put him into cuffs

*break*

I saw the news today oh boy
The prosecution had just won the case
And though the judge was rather small
He had to make the call
Now they know how many years he’ll spend locked in the prison hall

He loves to turn kids on