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Horny Pie (parody of "Honey Pie")
(Working Class Hero/Bertone Beatle)

She was a “working” girl
On corners of small streets
Now she's hit the big time
Working 5th and Main
And if she could only hear me
this is what I'd say

Horny pie, my position is hazy
I’m not in love, I’m just horny
So won't you come to my room

Horny pie
The positions are arousing
come and show me the magic
of your managatwa

You became a legend of the porn industry
And now the thought of banging you
makes me stiff in the jeans

Oh, horny pie
You are making me lonely
Come on over and be with me
Cause that’s where you belong
Horny pie, come and be with me

Will the girl who gives oral sex so perfectly
Kindly lick me from my hands to my knees

T. T. Tee, Now horny pie
My position is hazy
I’m not in love, I’m just horny
So won't you come to my room
Horny pie, come to my room
Come, come to my room, Horny pie

ha, ha, ha
Horny pie, horny pie