Ranks (parody of "God", John Lennon solo)
(WorkingClassHero/BertoneBeatle)
Ranks are a concept
By which we measure our posts
I’ll say it again
Ranks
are a concept
By which we measure our posts
Yeah
Posts, yeah
I don’t believe in Monkees
I don’t
believe in Meanies
I don’t believe in Mustard
I don’t believe in Rocky
I don’t believe in Taxmen
I
don’t believe in Mary Jane
I don’t believe in Sadie
I don’t believe in Robert
I don’t believe
in Pepper
I don’t believe in Ted Heath
I don’t believe in walruses
I don’t believe in Lucy
I
don’t believe in Mao
I don’t believe in Maharishi
I don’t believe in mods…
I just believe
in me
Bertone and me
And that’s reality
The spamming’s over
What can I say?
The spamming’s
over
Since yesterday
I was the spammer
But now I rarely post
I was Sir Walter Raleigh
But now I’ve been
bumped
And so dear friends you’ll just have to watch your posts
The spamming’s over