Full Clearance (parody of Dear Prudence)
(Ogen)

Full Clearance, wont you come by today.
Full Clearance, beat the crowds away.
The sign is up, the tags are blue.
There all half price so buy one or two.
Full Clearance wont you come by today?
Full Clearance Have you seen our ties?
Full Clearance we have every size.
The price is low the girls will scream
Grab a cart full of everything.
Full Clearance Have you seen our brand new ties?
Shop around round
Shop around round round
Shop around.
Full Clearance now I see you smile.
Full Clearance sizes adult thew child.
The crowds will be a crazy gang.
So what is your shrit size again.
Full Clearance won’t you shop around a while?
Full Clearance, wont you come by today.
Full Clearance, beat the crowds away.
The sign is up, the tags are blue.
There all half price so buy one or two.
Full Clearance wont you come by today?